My little brother is starting "Metroid: Other M" on the living room television.
I had the mercy of being spared the Elijah Wood!Spyro games since he played those in his room, but since the Wii is connected to the central television and not about to be moved back anytime soon (due to my parents using Netflix off it), I've got Not!Samus's boring monologues about Adam Malkovich to look forward to. Lovely.
MOTHER 3 HOW ARE YOU DOING. YOU'VE BEEN SITTING ON MY COMPUTER, I COULD USE SOME CONSOLING. MAYBE.