This meme from shinyseaking is the greatest.

[shamanicshaymin]

♦ Go to: http://wyncorporation.com/pokemon/
♦ Number of Pokemon to generate: Select 6.

1. Is your personal chef and you must eat the food made by this pokemon forever now.

2. Is madly obsessed with you, being it romance or creep wise.

3. Is now your new mother or father.

4. Now shares your bed with you.

5. Everyone in your neighborhood besides you will turn into this pokemon.

6. Is sitting on your lap as you type on your computer.

Results and such, reactions or feelings about situation if desired.