shamanicshaymin | Mushroom Kingdom :: We're Only Happy When it Rains! (Part 2)

"Hey, what's goin' on out there? A fight? A flaggin'?"
"A festival!"

Geez, no wonder that girl gips Mario into jumps, she leaps higher than he does!

Ah ha! We meet our culprit for the first time! Fang the Sniper turned into a crocodile! No, serious. They're the same colors!

Whoa, never saw him before. Hard to be taken seriously when your voice sounds like a squeaky toy though. ;D

Gravity is a bitch, my friend.

If they chased each other in the castle, that would've been totally epic. Lotsa broken stuff at least.

Pimp*Daddy Fang runs to the left!

This is getting epic, folks! Will the boy in the poofy pants catch up?

WILL HE MAKE THE JUMP!?!?!?!?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~! How unfortunate. He misses his one chance to compete in the Olympics!

Yeah, think about it, little guy!

*sings in raspy voice* Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee has the blood of REPTILE just underneath the skin!

Pop in the ol' Sarah McLachlan CD, that's what.

Look kid, I know you'd say you'd cry a 1000 oceans, but didn't mean literally.

Even the Toads think it's stupid! :o

IS JUMPING ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IN ANOTHER MAN? HARSH LADY, HARSH.

"Who cares if they're drowning, I'm having the time of my life now!"

"But Ma! IT'S RAINING MEN!"

You're still saying the same thing? Sheesh.

Congratulations. Reward yourself a Purple Heart.

Whatever. I'm gonna stand on people's heads now.

That's an interesting idiom there.

*goes outside to check if it's raining in parts other than Toad Town*

Exor: hgjksghskdjhgrsjkgr DAMMIT I GOT RUST ON MY--!
Mario: YES I A-GET IT I'LL BE-A SEEING YOU NOW! *boing!* *run!*

Aka no.

The only way I'm ever getting out of here is talking to Poofy Pants, so here we go!

Note the Jumping Lady starting to walk back. I missed it in caps, but Mario was supposed to be nodding in the last panel.

Huh? I thought you were only happy when it rains.

Crying apparently causes memory loss. No wonder so many people do it! Mallow's expression on the last panel amuses me for some reason.

The Bling!Croc? Who isn't Vector? Yeah, him!

EVERYBODY TURN TO THE JUMPING LADY

One of the minor peeves I have for this game is everybody gushes how high Mario jumps when in reality, a lot more characters in the game make it clear they jump higher than Mario! XD I mean, compare Mallow's surprised jump with Mario's. Whose is higher? No brainer, here. Nevermind me, I just like my flawed heroes. XDDDD!

Try fleas. @.@;;; Disgusting little critters.

You're... a giant adolescent albino tadpole? Okay.

I love Mallow, so I always say yes the chance I get. But since this is a ROM, I can toy around a bit...

That's all he says. Then he starts crying again.

I say no again, Mallow cries. I'M SO CRUEL

This cracked me up so hard. I'M SUCH A HORRIBLE BITCH XDDDDDDDD

POUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR YOUR MISERY DOWN ON ME
POUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR YOUR MISERY DOWN ON ME
POUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR YOUR MISERY DOWN ON ME
POUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR YOUR MISERY DOWN ON ME~~~!