BWAHAHA! I wondered what you were gonna do for this year's April Fools post, and this is brilliant. I never watched or read those "writing tips" but I've seen people tear them apart elsewhere. I should watch one of those reaction videos sometime.

100. When all else fails, leave the writing to your pets. If you don't have any, you're screwed.

Lina: The way you wrote the cats in these stories is problematic! They should be given medals and treats for waking the humans at 3am, knocking over plants, and shedding on everything!