I hate, hate, HATE "why would you ship THIS when you could ship THAT???" so fucking much. It was always a load of bullshit, but it's worse than ever with shippers trying to moralize everything.

Apparently, you can like as much gory horror movies as you want, but the second it turns sexual, "Oooooh, you're getting off to it! You are bad bad bad!"

Centuries later we're still in the age of Puritans, they just cloak it in buzzwords to sound enlightened and progressive and intellectual. *shakes head* It's really sad.