Time to go to hell, but Spamtis is my current OTP. XD
Goes nuts trying to find the perfect tree: Kris is much calmer about this. Spamton is busy trying to sell tiny bare Charlie Brown Christmas trees, assuming all he has of them aren't just the branches with dead mistletoe tied to them.
Goes overboard with the decorations: GLITCHES, GLITCHES EVERYWHERE. Thanks Spamton.
Messes up the kitchen making cookies and other sweets: SPAMTON NO. Toriel saves the day.
Has to save the other from being suckered in by a kid faking a Christmas Shoes-esque sob story to get some cash: Spamton IS the kid faking a Christmas Shoes-esque sob story to get some cash. :P Only difference is said "kid" is actually a gross trash gremlin.
Panics over buying the other the perfect gift: Spamton too, actually. The poor boy tries.
Insists on ugly sweaters: Both of them. 8)
Insists on all the usual Christmas specials, even the terrible ones: Why watch the usual Christmas specials when you can watch SPAMTON'S Special Xmas deals!?
Insists on going caroling: Not so much caroling as emailing everyone with horrible Christmas midi music about last minute Christmas sales...
Leaves cookies and milk for Santa: Let's face it, Kris and Spamton would gobble those up. Though Spamton may at least try to offer a nest of bepis.
Tries to put Santa hats on the pets: SPAMTON SANTA HATS FOR EVERYONE FROM YOUR BELOVED #1 SALESMAN
Has the relative that sends them enough fruitcakes that they're running out of room in the closet: Kris gets actual food, the Addisons send Spamton fruitcakes.
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Goes nuts trying to find the perfect tree: Kris is much calmer about this. Spamton is busy trying to sell tiny bare Charlie Brown Christmas trees, assuming all he has of them aren't just the branches with dead mistletoe tied to them.
Goes overboard with the decorations: GLITCHES, GLITCHES EVERYWHERE. Thanks Spamton.
Messes up the kitchen making cookies and other sweets: SPAMTON NO. Toriel saves the day.
Has to save the other from being suckered in by a kid faking a Christmas Shoes-esque sob story to get some cash: Spamton IS the kid faking a Christmas Shoes-esque sob story to get some cash. :P Only difference is said "kid" is actually a gross trash gremlin.
Panics over buying the other the perfect gift: Spamton too, actually. The poor boy tries.
Insists on ugly sweaters: Both of them. 8)
Insists on all the usual Christmas specials, even the terrible ones: Why watch the usual Christmas specials when you can watch SPAMTON'S Special Xmas deals!?
Insists on going caroling: Not so much caroling as emailing everyone with horrible Christmas midi music about last minute Christmas sales...
Leaves cookies and milk for Santa: Let's face it, Kris and Spamton would gobble those up. Though Spamton may at least try to offer a nest of bepis.
Tries to put Santa hats on the pets: SPAMTON SANTA HATS FOR EVERYONE FROM YOUR BELOVED #1 SALESMAN
Has the relative that sends them enough fruitcakes that they're running out of room in the closet: Kris gets actual food, the Addisons send Spamton fruitcakes.