Ugh, can we stop with the "blondes are evil and shallow" crap? D: Hell, the reason I made my new sockpuppet for the War Comms blonde is because I got tired of all the active blonde socks happening to be dicks. Hair color has nothing to do with shallowness or alignment!

And what the hell, The Velveteen Rabbit had nothing to DO with makeovers and shy bookworms. It'd be like comparing Charlotte's Web to the "popular kids learn to accept nerdy outcast" trope.